I'm that annoying person.

I am taking 2 online classes this summer and wonder o' wonder, miracle o' miracles, Tevya [That would be my two textbooks; they are the Russian collective because I cannot pronounce either textbook's authors' last names] and I have spent zero quality time together and I am still managing a 4.0

What the what?!

I'm that annoying person you hated in school. Showed up to class wearing ratty clothes, carrying a boombox playing Jethro Tull. Yes. That's me.

But I'm not usually like this. Usually I'm that other annoying person that is 10 minutes early to class, color codes her planner (Each highlighter is for a different function: Blue is for papers, yellow for tests, pink is for quizzes, green is for social functions, purple is for homework), obnoxiously raises her hand with some citation from the text. In a nutshell, I'm usually this girl:

If you're curious as to what I'm brewing, it's a mocha coconut frappuccino. But I'm examining some creme de menthe, in case I want to make a Grasshopper

My point is that I am beyond distracted, but I have been in higher education long enough and I'm opinionated enough that I know how to make this work. Isn't that sad? The biggest task mastery I have figured out is how to take the rubric the professor gives you and beat it into submission to fit your topic.

This is a sickness.